Science dating jokes

She spontaneously decayed last week and left me for a neutrino. Even if there were no gravity on Earth, I'd still fall for you! Engineers don't know the first thing about pleasing a woman. You and Me = Grand Unification Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you? According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me.

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Baby, everytime i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up Are you made of copper? You're so hot that you would make a nuclear reactor melt down.

Your so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract.

A: They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.

Q: What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

Her real self—her hopes and dreams, her fears and sorrows—will start to emerge, like a beautiful mosaic, on the second date.

Chem students do it on the table periodically You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere! Because your cute Are you my Appendix, cause I have a gut feeling I should take you out.

(Muscles that make you smile) Babe you must be a neuron, because you got some action potential Are you chloroplast cause you'd be good on my stem. We have great chemistry, lets do some biology I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10 Baby you've definitely got potential, my place would be a great place to convert it to kinetic When you and me get together it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.

You are the HCl to my Na OH, lets make sweet love and make an ocean together Is it getting hot in here? Girl gave me Arsenic Sulfide so I tore that As S up Baby you must be made of mica rock because you have perfect cleavage You must be related to Alfred Nobel, because baby you are dynamite!

you’re a big fan of science and you tend to be on the awkward side in social situations?

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