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The Twitter user wrote, 'My mom thought she ordered some cheap leggings for herself and this came in the mail LMAO I'm done with life.'Items going missing can also be a problem.

One person trusted their wife when they were told to park at a hotel rather than a airport car park to save money - only to return to four missing car tyres. No-one would perhaps expect to run over a peanut butter and jam sandwich while cycling to work, but there's no doubt that if it happens, it could put a sticky film of negativity over your day. Leaving the words 'I'm pregnant, call me' scrawled on a car windscreen for all to see in what looks like lipstick could make for a very shaming moment when you return to your car. You've got to pity both the person who dropped their sandwich and the person who was unlucky enough to run over the sticky concoction with their bike Some reasons for having a bad day just seem plain foolish.

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This lady thinks that a pair of rubber gloves make a seductive accessory (left) and (right) a swordsman displays his softer side, and an array of weaponry, in an attempt to woo an impressed other half This Russian gentleman (left) hopes that showing how flexible he is in a children's playground will make a potential partner swoon.

You should definitely be wearing it if you intend to sleep with a bowl and spoon on your legs, to avoid strangely-shaped sunburns.

You can just see in some people's facial expressions they know just how unlucky they've been, such as the gentleman whose hair clippers ran out of battery after he'd shaved a single stripe of hair from one side of his dead - right before the first day of school.

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