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[one hour passes] Her: Why did u suddenly decide that? Me: Since June 2010 I decided I will do only those things that interest me and not give a fuck. Make my life a hell of a story for when I’m aged 70 as a washed up drunk in a Jamaican beachfront dive. I have recently become enormously interested in fucking girls in the ass while telling them they are dirty bitches. If I was to keep a spreadsheet (which I don’t) I’d estimate a weekly average of 4.

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Real number, I don’t wanna be multiplying by 3 Me: 2. I have held off men for ages because i dont wanna reach double figures. Same question back to you, as well as how many girls u have…

How many men have stuck their he-rocket in your she-pocket? mostly they are just nice to talk about or think about but are not as good to do.

Are you a better lay when you’re angry and wrathful? Her: And bonus question number 4 if u care to answer, how often do you follow girls down the road to sandwich compliment them?

But i kind of just hate him too much right now to care. Tell me something about u mr judgemental Me: You have three questions. Her: One, what was the worst moment in ur whole entire life? Three, how many times have you honestly been in love?

Actually, I can related to that but usually I was the heartbreaker.

You totally have the airs and graces of a girl who tools the beta boys to get a little army of orbiters to validate the princesses ego. well, i kind of stopped being a girl with an ego and became someone a little fragile and cynical. Me: Is this where the “I hate men” thing came from [reference to a recent Facebook status]? Yes, the i hate men came up when that cunt and i tried to maintain a friendship when the dust settled and he felt the need to brag about shagging

Bang on average, the girls tell me (they say above average but I think they’re just being nice).

Me: If you want the fourth, you gotta take a question or two. When did u get married, when did u get divorced and why?

Though my wife used to enjoy the occasional simulated rape.

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